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  1. (3%) People whose browsers I set last time I was over at their house
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  3. (2%) Still pissed about that party
  4. (8%) Couldn't remember our phone number
  5. (15%) Searching for clown porn
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  7. (6%) Compulsive page checks (it hasn't changed)
  8. (4%) Sure we're saying something evil about them someplace
  9. (2%) Still looking for the hidden links
  10. (24%) Trying to remember what they did last Saturday
  11. (18%) Looking for sources of lawsuit material
  12. (4%) Came in looking for the "Prarie Home Companion".
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