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- (3%) People whose browsers I set last time I was over at their house
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- (2%) Still pissed about that party
- (8%) Couldn't remember our phone number
- (15%) Searching for clown porn
- (1%) Enthralled by our prophylactic banner
- (6%) Compulsive page checks (it hasn't changed)
- (4%) Sure we're saying something evil about them someplace
- (2%) Still looking for the hidden links
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- (4%) Came in looking for the "Prarie Home Companion".
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